January 2010
“What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
...”
– Courtesy of Christina Boucher
“I am only person in my office that is not comedian or a gay. I feel like only...”
– My apartment finder
WatchSo long, friend.
“I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it...”
– Conan O’Brien
“Faxing is kinda difficult. You have to walk over to the fax machine and punch in...”
– A co-worker
WatchYeah, I really really wanna see this.
“Stories are for joining the past to the future. Stories are for those late hours...”
– “The Things They Carried” by Tim O’Brien
“If you feel a little off, you’re gonna have a bad night.”
– Pauly D on “Jersey Shore”
“A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud, as...”
– Florence and the Machine “Cosmic Love”
WatchAwesome.
“We have faith in the evening. We just try to stay out of it’s way and...”
– TJ and Dave documentary
“I’m not promiscuous. I’m happy.”
– improv show
WatchPoor Conan. Jay Leno needs to just disappear.
WatchHilarious
“In this album there’s a picture
Of Abuela in Havana
She is holding a rag...”
– In The Heights song “Everything I Know”
“They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and...”
– Regina Spektor - ”Us”